haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..

(via into-the-fandom-we-go)

unclefather:

I knew this girl who waited till her ice cream melted and drank it and called it “ice cream soup” and I don’t know what happened to her but I hope she got the help she needed

(via inlovewithemmawatson)

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

(via tipslip)

shots from yesterday..😍🚗
#BRZ #Subaru #clean #bonestock #thatassdoe #nokialumia1520 #hdr #instadaily #igdaily #random

shots from yesterday..😍🚗
#BRZ #Subaru #clean #bonestock #thatassdoe #nokialumia1520 #hdr #instadaily #igdaily #random

hatredly:

i’m gonna end up living alone with 69 cats to remind me of what it could have been

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(via gnarly)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via wonderfulsenses)

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

(via saitschristian)

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

(via saitschristian)

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

(via saitschristian)

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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(via zackisontumblr)