notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

(via quietly-fading-away)

dashdrive:

will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong

(via belleza-del-alma)

  • doctor: are you sexually active?
  • me: yes
  • doctor: hahahaha yeah ok whatever you say man

build-mass-with-sass:

fire-dad:

nickandstuff:

Look how his chubby face smushes forward, I want ooooone

omg omg omg omg omg 

loose puppy skin is my FAVE

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

(via virginsacrificer)

It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt. — Tom Gates (via golden-needle)

(via belleza-del-alma)

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

You don’t have to save me. Just hold my hand while I save myself. — (via distressed—teens)

(via quietly-fading-away)

only0u:

only0u:

d-eadthrone:

northlane:

extrasad:

carbon2:

bass-goddess:

extrasad:

IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS OR ANYTHING REALLY

what the fuck

No fuck this

omg what is happening 

oh my god

Oh what

That hurt to read holy shit


Rebloging again cus wow

only0u:

only0u:

d-eadthrone:

northlane:

extrasad:

carbon2:

bass-goddess:

extrasad:

IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS OR ANYTHING REALLY

what the fuck

No fuck this

omg what is happening 

oh my god

Oh what

That hurt to read holy shit

Rebloging again cus wow

(via belleza-del-alma)

sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

image

(via virginsacrificer)

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

(via perksofbeingfunny)

(via puffymind)

masturntbate:

my friend won most fashionable and then he got really worried because for the past five years, every guy who won most fashionable came out in high school. so he curled up in a ball and went “i don’t want to be gay”

(via nicoldemort)

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

image

(via thathilariousasian)